When the casserole just coming out of the oven hit the floor my Mom let fly with the longest combination of swear words I'd ever heard - 8 plus an 'and' with lots of commas indicating a list

Colour me gobsmacked!
I'm fond of exclaiming "sausages" - quite some satisfaction in the sibilance there; or "well just bummer" or "bu**ar bum balls" In moments of extreme stress when I was working (paid sort) I'd go outside and deep breathe under the lemon scented gum - that was always good. Otherwise it's just the go-to words usually printed using asterisks and such. . .