Sounds mighty fine to me !

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/nova-scotia/cape-breton-whycocomagh-farmer-s-daughter-free-land-jobs-1.3326047

It looks like a bona fide offer, as well.  Thanks for posting, Jay  Though you don't get title to the 2 acres until you have worked for the "Farmers Daughter" business for 5 years, but they'll give you a job when you get there...

The article the link takes you to says the offer is only open to Canadians, else I might try to go there. 

Cape Breton has a wonderful unique style of "folk music", and the monastery Pema Chodron heads up is also located in Cape Breton.