Living in a yard that has gone from plain grass to the more involved layout involved in putting in multiple beds and edible landscaping, I know which one I'd like to spend my time in. If I didn't love my own home so much, I'd be having a bit of envy right now.
My pie came with a little toothpic holding up this tiny ad:
try a month in the "gardening gardeners" program to see if it soothes your soul