It would be great if disposeable diapers came pre-inoculated with mycelium or spores (or even seeds, like with Paul Stamets' Lifebox: http://www.lifeboxcompany.com ) so people could just pile them up in their back yard and let nature do its thing.
And when my army is complete, I will rule the world! But, for now, I'm going to be happy with this tiny ad: