Kristine Keeney

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert A. Heinlein
So far, I haven't had the chance to plan an invasion, conn a ship, design a building, set a bone, or die gallantly. I hope I'm not called on to do those things soon.
I have survived things that probably should have killed me, and seem to serve as a good example of "What *Not* To Do" for certain situations.
I have a black belt in Ishin Ryu and Tang Su Do that turned into a more MMA version a few years back when my instructor decided that he wanted to learn Krav Maga. I earned that Dan and I'm going to see if I can get another.
I tend to "write a book" every November for the NaNoWriMo self-assigned challenge. I almost earned a degree in Wildlife and Fisheries, which has made me an expert in Natural Science trivia.
I have done historical costuming, am refreshing my skills at handwork, and am debating whether surgery for cancer is a means of The Powers That Be to slow me down enough to improve my skills at certain crafts, or learn patience with myself and human limitations.
I was an active member of the SCA Inc., and enjoy a wild variety of medieval things and stuff.
I am married, have no children, and currently share my home with The Most Wonderful Husband in The World (TM) who has been with me for more than 30 years.
I have managed to keep all the fully-feathered poultry in the backyard, though I do brood them in the kitchen. I'm sure I have other questionable habits, but they seem to center around handwork and crafty things, books, plants, and critters.
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Anne Miller wrote:I have always heard that geese make great guardian companions.


They're noisy and Very Large birds - they tend to make themselves look bigger by spreading wings and standing as upright as possible.

They're great guardians for any critter smaller that can dodge a bully, and will make a horrible ruckus if something happens that they think you (or the world) should know about - like the UPS man arrived; or there's a low flying helicopter; or the mailman has arrived; there's a strange critter of any sort in or near "their space"(a fluid measurement that can mean a space they're in, something they can see, or space they think should be theirs but the law says belongs to the neighbor); it's Tuesday; they have once again discovered their feet.

My geese have no qualms about yelling at me if I wear something different that they don't approve of, I'm showing up at night or a time they don't think I should be bothering them, or I have neglected to offer them treats.

Unlike many dogs, they can't be bribed into good behavior by strangers - they regard corn offered by me as a treat, but my husband has to scatter it and walk away before they even think about nibbling. I've tried to have someone they didn't know at all approach with corn, but they were seen as a Bad Thing and threatened.

An angry adult goose can break a bone in an adult human if there's a situation that would drive things to a physical confrontation. There are plenty of warnings before that happens, though. They use the same ferocity to protect their spaces and the less aggressive members of my flock, so I'm fine with it. I'm thinking about getting a "warning-guard geese" sign, but haven't decided if it's necessary.
They make great guardian animals and they can be socialized with other critters and will regard those other critters with special favor.  My favorite goose guard was Pat who thought of himself as a Very Large Chicken and slept with the flock.
1 month ago
Even a happy or sleepy hen is going to make noise. I don't think there's a reliable way to, long-term, keep a hen quiet. Short term - any of the things you mentioned would do.
Keeping her in the dark, as long as she's had some time to run around beforehand, would make her more inclined to be quiet.
Making scary (to a chicken) noises would work, too. She knows she's very edible - but that's mean.

I would hope she has water available all the time as well as food. You're using a living critter as a prop.
Holding her and making sure she's involved (as much as a held chicken can be) will, as long as she's well-handled to begin with, keep her quiet. If she's not well handled, she's more likely to get extremely noisy with being held.

Other than temporary things, there isn't really a good way to keep individual chickens quiet. If you had two chickens in a cage, you could keep them occupied with each other by giving one toy or treat and they'd play tag to see who got to keep it most.

Sitting in the dark, being held, being given something to do, are all things you can try. They'll all work for short periods of time.
1 month ago
Last year I set out a baby pool for the geese. The chickens enjoy it too. It's in the shade of one of the oaks, and I dump it daily/rinse/refill a couple of inches.

It's been hotter than usual, but we're going through some pop-up showers which cool things off (while raising humidity). The birds are spending most of their time trying to stay dry instead of escaping the heat - it's damp enough it keeps them coolish.

Lots of shade and lots of water. Fermented damp feed keeps their hydration up.

I still toss out cracked corn.
Scratch doesn't make them hot - burning off the complex carbohydrates makes them hot by boosting their metabolism - so I don't worry about it and do my best to make sure everyone is behaving and eating well.

The geese have made it very clear that their continued good (for goose) behavior is dependent on being fed a portion of corn by hand daily. The surprise goslings have started eating from my hand, too. It's good training for coming when called and being handled, but I get a very noisy Angry Goose Gang chasing me around the yard if they don't get their corn portion.
2 months ago
I'm going to agree with what seems to be the majority vote.
I do feed eggs back to my chickens. I will toss a number of raw eggs onto a concrete block at feeding time before I give them their feed. When they stop being excited about the number of eggs and waiting anxiously for the next, I stop. The number of eggs given to them in this way will vary based on their excitement level which varies based on whatever is going on in their lives. Different weather conditions, different seasons, different activity levels, and different ages all act differently.

I have also given them broken raw eggs mixed with their feed. It's messier, but they enjoy it.

I don't bother to scramble them first, though I understand if you do. In theory, cooking would kill any potential bugaboos that me be part of the eggs and change the proteins enough that they wouldn't seem to trip the chicken brain trigger that identifies them as "egg". It's a safety measure.

I put no stock in the belief that chickens fed raw egg will develop a habit of eating their own. I'm not sure chickens have that much upper-level thought about it. Egg-eaters learn from other chickens that their laid eggs are delicious, but mine haven't made the connection between the eggs I give them and the eggs they lay.

So, short answer? Feed an egg per hen per day. Or feed intermittently as a treat until they lose interest. Fill in the gaps with other offerings - processed bagged feed, home-mixed feed, grass, fruit and vegetables, kitchen scrap, whatever you'd normally offer them.
2 months ago

Nancy Reading wrote:We used to dart each other with wall barley. The flower spikes come apart at the nodes and will stick in your clothes.



I have it on very good authority that kids in Texas still play that game with "spear grass" a wild grass that's very common, has very long awns and a burr-like tip. It gets stuck in fur frequently and can cause some nasty problems, but is very definitely spear-shaped and pretty aerodynamic. (Andropogon gerardii - big bluestem and its relative little bluestem)

Found some today that will probably get mowed back as soon as the ground dries enough for mowing.
3 months ago

Daphne Rose wrote:For this,write 2 lists. One of things you like/love, another of things you dislike/hate/abhor. Let’s see!


Hm. I tend to be pretty accepting of most things Life decides I need experience with.
Likes: My husband, chickens, critters in general, knowing how to cook good tasting and nutritious food, creating things from other things, happy people being happy, plants growing and doing what plants do, the whole of the world doing what it does so very well.

Dislikes: Politicians, government, taxes, the smell of burning plastics, excessive outdoor heat and humidity (though it's tolerable in season), having to reframe my thoughts so something that is annoying isn't a dislike (having to do dishes and laundry mean that you have clean clothes, clean dishes and plenty of food and clothes to wear)

I wonder why you started this thread, though. What are your likes and dislikes or are you asking for some kind of project?
3 months ago
I've given my current brooder chicks a bell for every 12 chicks. They're having fun pecking at the shiny thing and making noise with the bells. I have watched them run past it with wings spread to make it ring, and stand still and peck at it, catching it again before it falls back into place. They have some kind of game going on, but it's fun to listen to the bells ring.

I haven't tried a mirror. None of my birds have ever reacted (that I remember) to their reflection, so I'm not sure if a mirror would bother or stimulate them at all. I know they like making noise and can be pretty methodical about it.
4 months ago
Beautiful kites and carps!
Makes me want to go find the bits and pieces and make a new one (since the old one never really got going).

I did find the old half an embroidery hoop (the inside), so I have something to hold the mouth open. Now to get the rest of it together!
5 months ago
This is so exciting! I haven't yet made a decision about incubating goose eggs, so it's probably not happening this year. The geese have made a communal nest with (at last count) 14 eggs in it. We'll see if anyone gets around to brooding. All three of the geese are doing great at laying, so I'm happy about that.

Yes, I would say that the red blobs are gooses. Depending on how old the dark blobs are (late in incubation, were they red earlier?) they might be gooses.

Last year, when I was incubating goose eggs before the incubator went wacky and cooked them all (106F for at least 3 hours), I was candling fairly frequently. I can also smell that off-scent in eggs, and use that when I'm sorting chicken eggs, double checking by candling. I noticed that I needed a very dark room and bright light for the goose eggs, and it was harder to track - so I did the frequent candling because learning is essential.

The tip about the happy goose noises is a good one. I'll have to see what I can do about that.
I'm glad you have goslings hatching. That's so very exciting.
5 months ago

Dorothy Pohorelow wrote:This may help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCEE3Ewfic  he has some very clear diagrams.  


This is a great video! I enjoyed it.
I like that it uses examples that are within that 3-day initial time-span where you're counting your chicks after they've hatched, but before you've put a lot of additional time into them. (Not that it matters for me, but I understand not getting attached to extras you don't want/need.)
So lovely to see someone putting words to what I have been seeing. Thank you for sharing!
5 months ago