I'm definitely not the cougar you seek, being male, straight, and not THAT old yet. But, we seem to live in the same corner of the country, and I am always excited to meet a fellow permie. Send me a PM and introduce yourself! : )
Matthew in Clemson
Blazing trails in disabled homesteading
Villains always have antidotes. They're funny that way. Here's an antidote disguised as a tiny ad:
Experience months or even years of natural building and growing your own food