Cool! Heh, protection grass...

I had a friend who raised pure red wattles some years ago, and while talking about them one day he said they were a relatively docile breed, but he must have looked at a sow with new piglets in the wrong way and she came after him one day, busting down a wall of their farrowing hut and he had to high-tail it outta there and do a sort of hybrid hurdle/fosbury flop over the fence.