I'm always in a better mood after sorting my kids clothes because they are covered in inspirational quotes phrased in such a way that native speakers will get a good chuckle.
This one was so awesome that I sent it a friend of mine who had gone back to the US, and she sent it back to me, and 20 years later it lives on my fridge on the other side of the world.
(edited to add: why is adult clothing so boring? i would pay good cash money for a shirt with big beetles on it)