I was listening to one of Paul's old podcasts today when he mentioned that it would be great if someone could find a market for snail/slug slime, especially in the coastal areas where they are so prevalent. The comment triggered a memory. There actually is a market for snail slime. It goes into high end skin creams. I don't know what it would take to be able to market this, but it's an interesting idea that might warrant further study if my slug and snail population gets out of hand.
So expensive perfume is whale vomit, and expensive skin cream is snail slime? Women should just go outside and roll around in filth, we would probably come out prettier and spend less money on these "beauty" products, lol.