The Story of Boris from NPR's The Moth.
A chef figures out what to do with a problematic boar.
My husband & I listened to this the other night. My ram seems to have failed in his duties so this was my husband's little hint.
As a Jewish woman raising pigs I was slightly chagrined to hear a Jewish man tell this story. He even tops me by asking his rabbi's advice on a pig issue (The talmud doesn't speak to this exact issue...)!
I don't think I can one up that!!!