someone needs to start an herbal facial/massage business

I got a gift card for a massage/facial thing for Christmas and I was super stoked because I had never got a facial before and don't get me wrong, it felt amazing, but holy shit they put soooooo many crazy chemicals on my face I wouldn't even begin to list them all.

So then I got home and looked up herbal facials and there are tons of online resources for recipes and so I was like hmm I wonder if there are any massage places that give herbal facials (I thought certainly because I live in the Bay Area, super hippie dippie area) but alas I couldn't find anywhere that offered them in all of California!

So yeah, I think someone needs to start one. That's all I'm sayin. If anyone knows of anyone who offers them, maybe put a link, I'd like to see if there is anything like this out there.