Just read about the "Worker Bee" in Farm Show (vol 35, no 4, 2011). First of all, here is the website: Worker Bee.
It takes less than $1000 to build it yourself, and "is a good off-season project) as it takes about 50 hours. It requires no fuel, is quiet, easy-to-handle, and facilitates a lot of things on the typcal homestead.
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You'll never get away with this you overconfident blob! The most you will ever get is this tiny ad:
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