Seeking "non-actors" permies for radio show, Just another show about vampires and permaculture

Redoing this post.  I want to do this like the "talent show" part of a PDC.  Just for fun.  Vampire enthusiasm also unimportant.  Send me a purple mooseage if you're interested.

Roles:

Kevin--city vampire, 21 (real age 54), white, thin, midwest accent
George--city vampire, 38 (real age 104), white, portly, balding, midwest accent
Felicia--city vampire, 46 (real age 50), white, Valley accent
Sam--26, permaculturist, commune resident, female, thin, white, midwest accent
Octavia--24, nurse, commune resident, plump, Brown, Philadelphia accent
John--28, white, commune landlord, academic, midwest accent
Stephan--22, white, commune resident, sensitive new-age guy hippie, midwest accent
Lena--19, Chinese, commune resident, midwest accent
Farmer--58, white, portly, rural New York State accent

if you're interested in reading for a part, or just being audience, get in touch--or if you're just interested in helping infect brains with permaculture and vampirism.