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I thought it would be fun to start a thread in which one person pits Paul Wheaton against another permaculture heavyweight in a competition unrelated to permaculture in which neither party is likely to have great skill. The next person to post must decide who they think would win, perhaps with an explanation why, before presenting the next scenario with a different opponent in a different event.

For example, the first post says:

Competition: Indian Leg Wrestling
Paul Wheaton Vs. Sepp Holzer



The next poster writes:

Paul wins against Sepp hands down.

Competition: Hip Hop Dance Battle
Paul Wheaton Vs. Geoff Lawton



In fact, lets start with that:
Competition: Hip Hop Dance Battle
Paul Wheaton Vs. Geoff Lawton

Have fun and keep it good-natured.
 
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Chad Sentman wrote:
In fact, lets start with that:
Competition: Hip Hop Dance Battle
Paul Wheaton Vs. Geoff Lawton

Have fun and keep it good-natured.



Winner: Geoff Lawton

Paul's Overalls fail to impress the judges as much as an Australian accent.


Competition: Blindfolded 52 pick-up

Paul Wheaton Vs Joel Salatin

 
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Craig Dobbelyu wrote:Paul's Overalls fail to impress the judges as much as an Australian accent.


Craig, it is my duty as a Downunder resident to be pedantic about who comes from where:D
Geoff may have lived in Australia for ages, but his accent is still pretty 'Pommy", as we say in these parts!
 
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Craig Dobbelyu wrote:

Competition: Blindfolded 52 pick-up

Paul Wheaton Vs Joel Salatin



Paul Wheaton wins, because some of Joel's cards end up under the chicken tractors, whereas in Paul's paddock shift system, all cards are easily accessible.


Competition: Speed Cup-stacking

Paul Wheaton Vs Toby Hemenway
 
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