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Pig Joke

 
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A family of six is asleep in their farm home and a fire breaks out. All members of the household are overcome by the smoke and are facing certain death. Outside from the pig sty a heroic porker bursts into action. Just like RinTinTin the pig breaks down the back door and one by one pulls all members of the family to safety. The home is destroyed but the family is saved. The whole town celebrates this heroic porcine and the local paper prints a front page article about the special pig. Three months later the newspaper sends a reporter out to do a follow up human interest story. The family is thriving and the home is rebuilt. The reporter asks to see the hero pig and is suprised to find it only has three legs. The reporter asks the father what happened and the farmer replies " Shoot , You
don't eat a pig like that all at once ! "
 
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Yuck. Who cooks one leg for a whole family. Hope he made broth !
 
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