I am a divorced father of four living in an off-grid 'cabin' on 80 acres that I own. I have spent the last few years unsuccessfully seeking someone on various singles sites (I go by Neosurvivalist on both plenty of fish and okcupid). Maybe I'll have better luck here?
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