And more bermuda grass

Not quite how you have seen this meme before....



That bermuda grass IS growing in asphalt. The picture was taken in my front garden bed (which started life here  Yes, You may ) to the sounds of much obscenity, and to the tune of The Sound of Bermuda Grass (With apologies to Simon and Garfunkel)


“Fools!” said I, “you do not know
Bermuda like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you!
Kill your grass before it eats you!!”

It's too late, it's come for the asphalt, the neighbor's car is next!