anyone want my bargain ticket to wheaton labs SKIP this summer?

hello! i purchased a ticket during the blitz sale for the upcoming SKIP at wheaton labs july 15-26, 2024, but i can no longer use it :(((

i paid $450 (an 80% discount from the regular price of $2,250; more info at https://permies.com/wiki/256154/Freaky-Cheap-Tickets-SKIP-Event) and would love to pass it along to someone who can actually use it, yay! wheaton labs people can confirm i have a real ticket, and we can use venmo, paypal, or cash app to make the transfer.

let me know here or at slarkinenvt@gmail.com, and thanks!