I'm thinking of this in terms of the "
Water Cycle." Here's my mental model of how it would go down:
We suppose that overnight, the entire Earth has been fully swaled, ponded, and generally turned into a water retention landscape. Thanks, Mysterious Permaculture Aliens.
The next day, stream and river flows drop dramatically. Water can't just flow downhill anymore!
The sun continues the cycle of evaporation at a constant rate (or increasing, depending on climate change). Rain events continue as before- but now there are structures to capture and contain all rain.
Because more fresh water is now being held on the landscape, there is more total fresh water in the system, meaning even more potential evaporation is happening. (ponds in the Sahara mean that more overall land surface can produce evaporation)
Local climates are now more humid and stable. Over the first few weeks, streams and rivers are at alarmingly low levels. Hydro plants go offline so that their dams dont go completely dry. People start to panic. Damn those Mysterious Permaculture Aliens!
The PRI, and Permies.com, puts out a massive information packet teaching people how to deal with the new situation. The world is flabbergasted by Paul. Global interest in Permaculture, spiked by the MPAs, takes off.
Maybe there would be a little difference in that because more freshwater is cycling in the system, the ocean would get a tiny bit saltier? Ocean swimmers start setting new records because buoyancy.
After the first year, streams start flowing more. The world is getting hydrated again. Many ecosystems (especially desert-adapted ones) start changing dramatically- new niches are opening and opportunistic species exploit those niches aggressively. The Nature Conservancy makes their largest purchase yet of herbicide.
The agriculture lobby holds the US government hostage over the fact that all their fields are now bisected by water harvesting earthworks. They want to take retaliatory action at the MPAs.
Some farmers bulldoze their earthworks back down to flat fields. Must be efficient. They go out of business within 3 years.
The next year, streams are up to their previous levels. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief and calms down a bit.
Each year thereafter for four or five years, stream levels inch up more and more. After seven or so years, everything is nice and damp, everything is green, the climate has moderated, Permaculture Paradise. The NSA is still tapping our phones.
Basically, everything looks like Naboo.
This started off as a serious thought experiment. Sometimes I get carried away.