posted 3 hours ago
Squirrels totally freak the crap out and smash their faces into the wire until they're bleeding. Stupid squirrels.
Possums just lay there with their mouths open drooling a little bit, hoping you'll go away.
Racoons snap and snarl and make you ask, "you want out of this cage alive, or not". Really stupid racoons.
Chipmunks just chill, give them a peanut and a bottle cap of water and they jump online to shop for a new couch.
Nothing ruins a neighborhood like paved roads and water lines.
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