Tenants wanted

Wanted Tenants
Just available a three girl mobile apartment or poulier as they call them here in France . This accomodation is beyond price ... well it cost zero and is made of totally not new material.
Incoporating many unique features . That are unlikely to be replicated
Wheels so you will be moved into new pastures wether you like it or not .
Two chambers containing fresh local hay Ideal if you fancy egg laying , if you dont fancy egg laying I have a very nice oven .
Two perches between the three of you
Removable wind proof roof with the possibility of up grade ( add extra bick for weight )
floor 1cm grid
and .... only the best organic food, much of it still moving in the compost heap .
Local girls preferred such as these http://www.poulelemans.fr/index.html

never before now have i wished i was a french chicken =)