Stump rotting experiment.
I've actually done this before, but I haven't documented it.
My friend had a cherry tree, growing way too close to the house. The small cherries fed the birds, who thanked him by shiting all over the car. The trunk of this tree was within 3 inches of the aluminum roof gutter. I cut that tree yesterday. Started off using my cordless long reach pole saw. Branches were cut off 1 foot from the trunk, to create a ladder. Then I climbed up and switched to the
EGO cordless electric chainsaw and brought it down in
firewood lengths. Some pieces were cut to one firewood length and some were cut to the length of three firewood chunks. All
wood was split within one hour of cutting. Much easier that way. It will be left in the sun for a few weeks, before being piled.
Now the stump.
The stump was cut close to the ground, and then I plunged the chainsaw into it several times. A depression was cut, by cutting into it on an angle. Wood is slow to rot, due to a lack of nitrogen and high acidity. Normally, I get my customers to put their pet
poop into stumps. He doesn't have any pets, but he regularly pees outside. His lawyer's office is in his basement, and there is a door leading to a heavily forested side
yard. This is his urinal. Male clients are offered use of the bathroom or the little forest. That's a lot of
pee.
We put lots of lime, to start. The moment that no one was looking, I peed in it, and he peed in it a few minutes later. We are going to continue this until this stump is gone. A small piece of plywood, will be placed over the stump. The plywood can be held in such a way that it blocks the only line of sight, where anyone is likely to stumble upon him using the urinal. Some vegetable waste will be added. We hope this will speed up decay, but it's mostly to provide something to absorb the
urine. When it's just a bowl, it's pretty easy to splash your shoes. The plywood will keep winter rain, from washing away the lime and urine. With heavy use, it may overflow. This will make some very nitrogen rich soil around the stump, and
should help it rot even faster. I expect it to be largely rotted, in two years. It's not in the way of anything, so there's no reason to expend a large amount of
energy trying to pop it out. Goumi berries are being planted in that area. They grow to a sensible size for a foundation planting.
New photos will be added, once decay is evident.