1: Make a pile of brush & prunings about the size of a cow with no legs. Or with very short, tiny legs. 2: Dry it for a couple weeks/months. 3: Start burning it, gradually adding to the pile from another legless cow pile the same size. 4: Let the last ingredients burn a few more minutes. 5: When there's too much white relative to black, quench with cold water from a hose. 6: Crush into smaller pieces at that time, or months later. 7: Transfer to a serving container, gradually topping with garnishes of coffee grounds, spices, pee and other liquid loveliness. Yields two wheel barrow loads full.