Dakota Miller

Someone got to say it. If you think the ladies are dramatic? I got some stories for you. I promise you gay man can be way more drama-driven and far more unpredictable.

These the only 4 rules rules I need to have in order to keep away Crazy. I give this list tactfully on the third date. He either leaves immediately or is totally relieved.

-please don't talk over me.
-I won't stay out past 7pm.
-No new pets. Farm stock are not pets.
-these rules are mutual. And everything else is negotiable.

you be surprise how many people can't be happy with the person they picked. Having a relationship is so easy if you let it be.

Gay and single.

35 and starting to think I'll be single forever.

Just kidding. Grumpy cat is my spirit animal. grumpy I have always been. even as a child my uncles would get mad at me for having a "smart mouth". It took me years to figure out I'm not a bad kid. It's just my nature. As such you learn to live alone. Which is odd since I like having a friend around all the time. just not a lot of people. especially not a lot of annoying people. I'm convinced I'll meet my beloved partner for the first time at the grocery store at 5 am. I'm early to bed early to bed early to rise, really early. people are the silliest in the evening. Also waking up at 4 am gives me a few hours of blessed silence and isolation I can't get during a busy day.

I'm two years away from buying a permie farm in nw Arizona. I figure I'll create a shade forest with wild forage and live simple life. Grow enough food to send to my family harvest by mail.

I'm interested. I'll come right out and say I don't match that description at all. except perhaps being cave dwelling. Hell, I'd probably scurry into some hole rather then bother you all day. no offense of course.

why are you looking for those traits? If I can't deliver the skill set you need I let you know up front. nothing worse the embarking on a journey with someone disingenuous.