Jay Angler wrote: "3/4 teaspoon ground cloves".
unless your cloves are maybe of dubious providence and cut with... i dunno, flour? 3/4 t of cloves is WAY too much cloves for any pie I've ever made!!! In fact I think the only time I've ever seen 1/4 or 1/2 t (or anything greater than a pinch) in a recipe is for something like a spiced gingerbread or something with clove in the name!!! So in your defense, I'd call that a typo.
I have messed up cheese, and several times I've screwed up dill pickles (they just turned to icky mush. there's a reason people don't often do sour pickles in the tropics....)
I regularly screw up making tofu fa (a homemade tofu that you congeal with gypsum). If it doesn't set up, I make pudding wtih the soymilk. Nobody needs to know.... I do a lot of repurposing when things turn out "wrong".
I also tried making rejuvelac (a ferment thing) several times. Every time it came out smelling like something that belonged in the toilet. All my gear was super clean, so it wasn't external contamination, I just assume it is supposed to smell nasty, and I moved on to other recipes...
but the mistake that makes me maddest is marmelade, a few years ago. I used rangpurs and read about how people love bitter marmelade, and figured I'd be okay. But the bitter level of rangpur marmelade is off the stinking charts. A year and a half of rest and they're only barely edible, by people who eat bitter herbs for dessert (me), but the rest of the family puts it in poison category. I have a good number of jars still in the pantry. In 6 months i'll try again.