A blonde calls her husband at work and asks him to come home. "Why?" She explains that she's going nuts - she's trying to do a puzzle, and she has all the pieces in front of her but cannot find any edge pieces.
"What's the picture on the font of the box?"
"A rooster"
"Does it say 'Kelloggs'?"
you say "tin pot dictator" like it is a bad thing!
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