I seem to recall reading of someone lighting a fire near the front and then sliding it further in...
Barring that, good excuse to build a flamethrower?
'Theoretically this level of creeping Orwellian dynamics should ramp up our awareness, but what happens instead is that each alert becomes less and less effective because we're incredibly stupid.' - Jerry Holkins
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Your suggestions have been mashed into the PIE page - wuddyathink?