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Redneck Home Security System

 
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Read this in Backwoods Homes' latest (Nov/Dec 2011). Got a kick out of it

Redneck Home Security System (you have to scroll down to see it)
 
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Pretty funny.

Here in Costa Rica the average man is the size of my wife, who is 5' 4" and about 110 lbs. I on the other hand am 6' 1" and about 185 lbs. Worse yet, no Tico can yet pull my compound bow. I work with a 28 inch machete - because nothing else is long enough for me. My sports of choice are rock climbing, tree climbing, hiking, horseback riding and mountain biking.

And my boot size is 12, which isn't available here in Costa Rica.

Pretty are really respectful when they come visit. I feel like Herman Munster here.
 
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Fred Morgan wrote: I feel like Herman Munster here.



haha that's really funny!
 
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