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Has this been tried yet? Put on your funny cap and think of one. I came up with:

Q:How many Permies does it take to flush a toilet.

A. None. We don't flush


Baaaahaaaahaaaa!
 
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Q. How many Permies does it take to darn a sock?

A. Two. One to darn the sock and the other to give a darn.
 
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Q: how many permies does it take to flush a toilet?

A. What is a toilet?

(I can't get off that subject matter. Sorry)
 
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Q. How many Permies can you fit in a pair of coveralls?

A. 3 generations.

 
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Q: how many permies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: lightbulb!?! We haven't built the house yet!
 
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Q. How does a Permie tend his garden?

A. With the help of a Fokin hoe.

(a bit risqué)
 
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