Sounds like you're in big trouble with your daughter, Eric.
Well, how about a positive approach. No one can turn back the clock, but what we can do, is something different next time. If you really like to drink through straws, may I suggest stainless steel straws. They're reusable, they'll last your lifetime if they don't get damaged or crimped beyond functioning, and most importantly, they're turtle friendly! (I made that last part up) Anyone interested can find some in the following link which come with a cleaning brush for those that like milkshakes but don't do dishes right away

and I know there are other websites/outlets/retailers to get stainless steel straws from too.
https://www.thetickletrunk.com/5-straws