So I called the wild life rescue closes to me and they told me they are up to their earballs with wildlife and are deeply understaffed and asked if we could work around the nest.
They told me how to gauge how old they were so we could estimate if they'd be flying by the time my house would be on the market.
So up to the second storey of my house

Good lord I'm afraid of highest!!!
Good news is their eyes are open! So older then 2 weeks.
So I did all the painting around that area my self so the big bad birdies don't scare the big tuff guys painting. (to be clear we are talking about sparrows not a raptor)
The plan is to leave them alone until the last possible moment and then scoop the nest and bring it to the wild life rescue.
I learned that birds in fact do have a sense of smell however that is not why they abandon their nest if moved or handled.
Just b/c the parent isn't flying around your head doesn't mean they aren't watching you from a nearby tree. They abandon it b/c they assume if a predator is there and poking around the nest. the predator has already eaten their young, or will return to do so later while the parent is there. I expressed amazement at the crappy adaptation only to be told baby birds have a pretty high mortality rate anyway.
Country life will cure my bleeding heart or I'll have a menagerie of wounded animals in no time