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wayne stephen
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What kind of tennis shoes do chickens wear ?
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Ok - So I will have to pull out the best chicken joke I know . A neighbor of mine from Mexico told me this.

A man buys a prize rooster and introduces it to his flock . As soon as he puts the randy beast to the hens he just goes crazy . Mated with every bird in the pen over and over and over ,all afternoon. So the man grabs the rooster and puts him outside the pen and says " You better slow down , I paid alot of money for you and if you don't slow down you're going to kill yourself ". But the rooster looks over and sees the ducks and runs straight over there and continues his randy spree. The farmer runs over there yelling " Get out of there you crazy bird , I told you to go take a nap" The rooster goes straight for the turkeys , feathers are flying and the farmer has enough and chases the bird off the farm . The rooster goes running down the dirt road into the desert. After awhile the farmer sees buzzards flying over head and thinks " Now he did it , I paid alot for that crazy bird and he goes and gets killed in the desert " and goes off down the road looking for him. About a half mile away and 100 yards off the road he says the body of the rooster lying in the sand. He walks over to him and says
" Oh , Papagayo , I warned you to slow down , I said you would kill yourself if you don't stop it " . And the rooster puts his finger to his beak and looks up and says " Shsssh"
 
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...a man goes to visit a farm and on the way down the drive gets passed by these 2 chickens going 40 MPH - and they have 3 legs!
SO he asks the farmer about them and get the reply:
"Well I like to eat the leg, and my wife likes to eat the leg, and our boy likes to eat the leg too, so over the years I've bred these 3-legged chickens on our farm."
This is just incredible so he asks the farmer, "Well, how to they taste?" and gets the reply:
"I can't really say, I've never been able to catch one!"

 
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A joke:

A couple is looking to get into farming after moving from the big city and into an old country farmhouse. They visit a feed store where they see cute baby chicks for sale. Even though they had ZERO KNOWLEDGE about chickens, they immediately, decided to purchase a few to start their very own flock. After getting all the supplies they head home to start their new venture.

After a week they return to the store with disappointing looks on their faces. The store clerk asks if something is wrong to which they sadly notify the clerk that all of the chicks had died.

The clerk, astonished that ALL the birds had died so soon, decides to ask a few questions.

He asks if they fed the birds.
Indeed they had fed them every morning

He asks if they watered the birds.
Yes they replied.

The clerk took a minute to think about it then stated that he didn't know what the problem could have been.

Then the wife looked into the eyes of her husband and said "I wonder if we planted them too deep."

To which the husband replied " No, that's ridiculous! If anything, we planted them too far apart.
 
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Kid to the old farmer : " Why did the chicken cross the road ? "
Old farmer : " In my days we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us it did and that was good enough for us! "
 
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Well have you ever SEEN the inside of a chicken?!?! It's just offal!!
 
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