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Megalithic Greenhouse!!! Ancient Tech Specialist

 
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OMG!!! HOLY MOLY YOU GUYS!!!

Imagine, if you will, a seamless megalithic greenhouse made of one solid material:
GLASS!!!

This is the easiest method EVER and it is so totally doable! We have so much glass, we can use up to 100% recycled glass and you can even use red and blue glass to achieve a certain desired spectrum for your plants!!!

HOW FREAKING COOL IS THAT!!??

No need to worry about harsh winters, hurricanes, tornadoes blowing over your greenhouse and no need to worry about repairing your greenhouse... literally EVER. This is something you can give your children and their grandchildren will pass it to their grandchildren... need I say more? Ok fine...

Megalithic structures are just far superior to anything that we build now. Ask anyone local to a megalithic site from Peru or Egypt. They have no idea how the hell these were built! If only they knew how SIMPLE it was 😭 These locals just know that the structures have been there forever and that they are sacred momuments that have survived major earthquakes, tsunamis, great floods........

There is just no comparison at all. I'm sorry Earth Shippers. Sorry rammed-earth people. Sorry adobe people. Bless your hearts we just didn't know yet. I'm especially sorry we cut down our forests to build flammable boxes 😭😭😭 I mean come on. Nothing even comes close to how strong obsidian is!

Obsidian has been known to break hydrolic presses in strength tests... The oldest layers of the Cholula pyramid are made with this method of stone melting I rediscovered. A lot of obsidian is mined in Mexico... do you really think obsidian comes exclusively from volcanoes???

Archeologists found huge obsidian bricks when they dug into the Cholula pyramid!!!

A seamless obsidian wall will easily outlast a natural disaster and even a cataclysm. The greenhouse glass can be thick enough to actually provide substantial insulation without compromising on transparency.

Be warned! 😂 Your neighbors will probably be extremely jealous of your freaking AWESOME greenhouse! No one has ever seen anything like this. They will want one too! I guarantee your plants will love the protection and insulation even during a cat 5 hurricane or tornado. You can rest easy knowing you won't have to rebuild your greenhouse and you can still enjoy your Florida oranges lol.

I can come up with a design that suits your greenhouse needs and we can incorporate as many of your desired features into the structure so that it runs smoothly and automatically as much as possible! You should put your energy and effort into growing your plants, not hastling with an inferior greenhouse that will eventually need to be replaced. No more plastic!!!

We need a sustainable megalithic revolution NOW!!!

What is the price you may be wondering?? I'll do it completely free, I promise no catch. I genuinely want to see as many people happy as possible I want to see you all growing in these awesome structures!!!

If you give me a chance to explain to you how it is done and what I need to do to build it, I can give you a consultation and answer all your questions and show you how this can be augmented to solve all your greenhouse needs!!!

If you live in a colder climate with not as much sun, I can still help we just need to use different tools.

Cheers,

Evyienne Tlá
 
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Evyienne Tlá wrote:
If you give me a chance to explain to you how it is done and what I need to do to build it, I can give you a consultation and answer all your questions and show you how this can be augmented to solve all your greenhouse needs!!!


Hi Evyienne, Permies is a great place to explain interesting new, or old, ideas that our world needs.  Can you please explain your method here for us all?  I'm sure that could really increase the odds of folks providing a demonstration site opportunity.  

Have you performed small scale proof of principle tests that you can share as well?  

Thank you.
 
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