Seeking: Single Non-Smoking Meat Eater that Likes Smoked Meat

53 years of age, non-religious (spiritual), single Canadian Female here.  Hi.

Geeze...where does one start when looking for someone to go to the "end" with....potentially to bed with and not just to keep warm...coupled with hard work, and a shared desire ....all at nature's doorstep?  Ohhh and let's also factor in: with someone you've never met ....nor spoken with before!  All-the-while..pretending to be smart and safe in your approach, as though you've done this 100x before and your so called, "jerk-alert" is at it's highest level.  Hmmmm. Yes....it is clear......I am clearly crazy!

Anyone remember, "Little House on the Prairie"?  Wanting to live this simple, down-to-earth, wholesome lifestyle has often, been my vision, but never alone.  

At this stage in my life, I am debt free and own property, therefore; my possibilities are really rather endless as to what choices I (we) can make and where I (we) can go.  My (our) life is excitingly open to opportunity.

I am a passionate, natural, strong, hardworking ...cutie-pie-smarty-pants with a heart that could melt the sun.

I am secure and settled where I am physically and mentally ---I do however, want for more--- I desire to forge a rewardingly shared off-grid experience ...with another incredible cutie-pie-smarty-pants.

William Attenborough wrote:You certainly sound fun and most importantly grounded. It's always the good ones that have landed themselves to a patch of land.

William...your use of the word "grounded", conjures many childhood memories of being confined to my room for having had waaay too much fun, and; unable to go outside and play. Thank you, "Sir Attenborough"....you're indeed a brave soul to have responded to my crazy-ass post.  So yes,....as an adult ...and coming from you.....I embrace that I am "grounded"....my room being the outdoors where..... I DO get to play outside.  Admittedly tired of playing with myself.  Covid lockdowns definitely altered my perception of reality. As I am largely an introvert...I now acknowledge, it is much more fun to laugh together with another! Perhaps I should retitle the original post.  "Smoke Show Seeks Playmate - Let's Meat"...now there's a headliner that might get me into trouble. hehe.  Having fun or a fun-centric mindset is absolutely part of the experience I choose to embrace. The kookaburra knows.  ; )  Thank you for your reply William.  Have a great evening.  

Hi , Daniel here
first time making a reply, you caught my interest at smoked meat....and I understand how almost impossible it is to make connections.
So one needs alot more than smoking meats...but it certainly is a filter in many ways.Or at least a starter point.

So , I'll just put a couple things out there, and if it feels ok you can respond. I'll do my best to make it a couple of things.
I'm currently living on the island of Tierra del fuego, am looking to return to Canada more each year as I extract myself from here.starting with 3 to 5 months in Canada.

Here's where it gets a bit complicated hahaha
I have lived off grid alot, so use your imagination here very freely...mostly on the border of Yukon bc and  Alaska ,  but other places south of 60 , in wall tents, cabins, tipi and yurt....like i said , go where ever your mind can take you on that front....yes go as extreme as you can and then add a bit more.

Preserving ....so much to know on that ....i only know what I've experienced and been taught, it's one of my favorite things ...to be able to go out and experience the natural in all it's glory....and then be able to take back some of it, and eat or prepare it for a later time... possibly in the deep of winter.
Here's a recipe that i just sort of fell into one fall, and cannot not repeat each fall season.
Shaggy mane soup , made with cream cheese, cream , ground pepper and salt...a grouse preferably smoked a half day and fried up added to the mushrooms and sauce.....with a sprinkling of wild cranberries.....whoa!

So not wanting to over do it ....and hoping you imagination has been able to fill in the blanks.haha
I'm older than you , fit , no health issues, active ,still daring, got most of my bones in place.
Humourous., Fair to a fault, tough to a fault , rugged to a fault, and trying hard not to be sensitive to a fault.
Well let's start with that.

If it's only in correspondence we meet , that's still something.
I'll try and add a photo or two....might come later today, as I'm not great at new computer things.
Warm regards

Ok Robyn....not so good at uploading a few photos....my daughter can help me with this .... please be patient
Daniel

Virgil Johnson wrote:Ok Robyn....not so good at uploading a few photos....my daughter can help me with this .... please be patient
Daniel

Feel free to send a "moosage"

Hi Robyn, hoping this gets through,
Getting my daughter to help me with any photo up load ....feels funny to ask her....she's going to be looking at me like
h mmm dad , what are you doing
But I'm going to get it done today
They have an expression here si o si
It means,  yes or yes
Hoping you winter is going well , it's summer here, but that's not saying much it's cold and windy here.
More soon
Daniel

Robyn, ok bit of a challenge getting this done, my daughter helped jajaja
Anyways heres a few fotos ill try to get one from today
cheers Daniel

so not sure where those photos went?
if somehow you got them let me know please.
why me? hahaha

could not find the moose message, although if i look im sure i can find a photo of me with one

getting better at this

my daughter and i

she just came back from holland doing a school exchange

my parents 2 years back

a well ....you get the idea

Today

ok overloaded the system , ill have to try later

Robyn. Recent pic of me.

I like your sensibilities.

My name is Jason I am interested in getting to know you I am 52 good shape and good health 6-3 text me if you like 520-471-8431 I live in Tucson Arizona

Hi Robyn, I was really hoping you were a mature man lol
Contrary to first assumption Ra is short for Rachel and I fear I may have frightened a man or two lol

I would love to learn to smoke pigeon meat: I have some young lazy morsels who follow me around, hoping for special treats! ( But honestly I only cull the crossbreed chick killers )

My permie priority is an outdoor cob oven, then if all goes well, an outdoor RMH under a galvanized roof.

But anyway, keep in touch if you like. I have been homesteading for 20 years and have fruit bushes to share

Hi Robyn,

I’ve been smoking all my meat for 12 years now. Some things are best the oldest ways. Just want to say you had me at cutie pie and smarty pants we really did not need to go any further. Takes one to know one haha. You want to get to know me any better here’s my Ts. Buyer be ware I’m a tad genius so very misunderstood. God loves you everyday.

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