wanted: missoula minion

Crappy pay. Evil boss hell bent on world domination. Duties will require writing, researching and extremely boring stuff. Prefer somebody full time, but willing to work with somebody part time. You do get to work your own hours and work from home. You need your own computer and decent internet access. Definitely need some knowledge of missoula stuff, and the ability to do stuff in missoula.

Minions are allowed to have a maniacial snicker on que. Silence is acceptable.

Opportunity for advancement when world domination is accomplished. The position of "royal vizier" is still open.

Please send any plea to be part of the minion army to paul at richsoil dot com.

This is a powerful position for a diligent "king maker." It's dangerous being the tyrant. Better to pull strings behind the scenes. Watch out for usurpers.

The trouble with "supreme ruler for life" is that you give a hint to your detractors right in the title.

Historically, life has been rather short for political and military leaders who’ve managed to become recognized as the supreme leader. Life is often measured in months rather than years. Be wary of any apprentice named Brutus. Those who've been associated with the Senate or the Praetorian Guard should be given a wide berth.