Homesteading and RV business, and/or romantic relationship w/ young 40s man

Help!  I got myself stuck in Florida!  Just kidding, mostly.  I moved to Jacksonville in 22' for the freedom, but hate the summer heat and the new higher prices.  I want a forever home.  Mostly looking at SW Virginia for the climate, mountains, and legal Cannabis.  The last one isn't a dealbreaker, so North Carolina and West Virginia are also very appealing.  This coming spring is probably the time to make a move.  Looking to pool resources to get something started.  I'm qualified for a VA loan and will probably bring an RV with me to get started.  Looking for at least 5 acres.

What do I want to do with the land?
-RV spots, AirBnB cabins, tent spots, etc... get money coming in and meet new people, a camp shop with laundry service
-micro greens, worm farms (bait and/or compost tea)
-lumber and firewood use and sales
-permaculture, prepping, yoga, medicine making classes, etc...
-goats and ducks/duck hunting
-growing medicinal herbs, fruits, vegetables, etc...

For business partners, I'm open to most anyone.  For a (female) romantic partner, I prefer curvy with dark hair.  Skin color doesn't matter.  I'm looking for a deep relationship to develop over time.  

I'm certainly not the greenest person on this site, and am surprise, fairly conservative.  Sorry, not sorry.  For me it's more about a good lifestyle in nature with healthy food and healthy people than about (supposedly) recycling every single piece of garbage.  

Let plan this.  Anyone else want to escape the mosquitos and giant cockroaches?  Meet for a date in Florida?  Already have land that I could buy into?  I'm willing to submit to a background check and sign legal documents for the land.  

Hello I'm interested in potential business partners as well- I've been using Land watch for rural properties mainly in Western North Carolina and Orange County, feel free to reach out if you're interested in those areas.

Hi,

I really like that you are sharing very detailed plan.

I currently live in eastern NC and am looking for a place to relocate to the mountain region, exactly the areas you are planning to.
I'm a 50 years old single lady. Native of Japan. Have dark hair but not curvy, haha! But, let me know if you are interested. I am skilled in all the domestic household matters. Quite handy and good care taker. Have good knowledge of plants and gardening.

Wishing you the best!