Craig Dobbelyu wrote:Ahhh What you need is a duck AND and fence. That ought to do it.
Depending on how much of it there is, you could also skim it yourself and dry it in the sun on the lawn. Or lay it on the lawn just before mowing. It should mulch up just fine.
The fence isn't an option unfortunately, its a ravine that was made into a pond (steep sides that make it PITA to fence) and he gave water access rights to the person living on the other side (neighbor may not want fence on his property). Like I said in the op, composting isn't an option, both the FIL and the FIL's neighbor don't have the time.
Does he need more grass carp or something?