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The Witches of Qu eat henbane for breakfast every morning, and then they go a-thundering. Did you know that the witches can fly, and with their powers can make themselves as big as a mountain? Then they go cracking their whips of thunder, rattling their broomsticks, and making great displays of power, which cause the frightened peasants to pay them all they can muster for protection. Thus they are never poor, only rich. Even the king in his high castle made sturdily of good thick stone is afraid when he hears their rattling and cackling and crackling and caterwauling. When they are done thundering, they go back to their caves and eat newt stew. If you wish to become a Witch of Qu, then you must first petition the High Witch, who takes calls 11 to noon on Fridays and Tuesdays. The test is usually comprised of some riddles you must answer correctly, along with a thousand dollars in cash for entry fees.
Because of their diet full of adaptogens and nourishing protein, the witches usually live well over a hundred years.
One can never be too kind to oneself or others.
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