I can run my SEO tool on your site

I think there are very few people that actually read the dreck that I write in this tinkering forum.  For those that do I make the the following offer:

If you link to permies and to my diatomaceous earth article, I will run my $300 SEO tool on the page that the two links appear on.    I'll also give you my interpretation of the generated report. 

I would just need the URL of the web page and the google phrase you want to optimize for (for the DE article, I want folks that google for "diatomaceous earth" to find my article). 

somebody does read this...