@Destiny H: "Why not just use a maul Mr. Hagest? Or do you just want a badass pulaski?..."
Aha.....well, the truth comes out!
Rob: "....b-b-b-but wouldn't it double as an awesome windshield ice scraper in the middle of winter, honey?"
Destiny: "Shall we add up how many ice scrapers I can round up at the Kwik Trip to equal the price of the Pulaski "Pulverizer"..?"
On the other hand, Rob, you could justify it as "rounding out" the swinging tool set. I mean, what's the point of collecting Dickens Houses if you don't have "Ye Olde Curiosity Shop"? What is "Barbie" without "Ken"?
[PS....let me know if any of these arguments work....

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