Ah, so you and your wife would like someplace rural to live on short-term notice. You have to offer:
Backwoods/survival skills and knowledge
Tools (what type?)
Is there a specific region your looking for? Would you be interested in intentional communities, or living on someone's property in exchange for helping them out? We have quite a few forums that I can post your inquiry in, and some threads you might be interested in.
If Missouri isn't too far, you might try contacting Josh Everhart. He's part of a homestead cooperative that is looking for people to come, live and help out there. Here's the link to his profile. If you click the envelope icon, it'll take you to a page to write a message to him: https://permies.com/u/240210/Josh-everhart