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(The rule here should be fairly clear. Keep the joke to just one line, be nice, and you'll do fine!)

A jelly fish is just a soggy ghost.
 
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
 
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Groucho... the best:

"Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read."
 
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