Well to be fair, its simpler and vastly superior if you know what you're doing or know whats going on.
If we asked the great and the glorious to design a permanent culture on a property he could do it with ease and consider it simple and superior (to more conventional designs).
If we asked Richard Stallman to setup a Linux command line only environment, he could do it with ease, and could consider it simple and vastly superior (to more conventional designs).
By comparison:
If we asked anybody off the street to design a permanent culture, they'd struggle to come up with a cohesive design, and likely create an overly complex one. (Perhaps even myself now by the great and glorious' standards, although I'm certainly much more educated on the subject nowadays, thanks Mr. Wheaton

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If we asked anybody off the street to setup and use a Linux environment, they'd likely expect a Linux computer to do what other computers "do" without realizing other computers give you a limited toolset (and place restrictions) whilst Linux is a collection of small tools to create ad infinitum. (As far as I can tell, there isn't a single corporation technical or not, that doesn't use Linux, in some form or another, purely because its vastly superior).
Whilst I certainly respect La Monsieur Duke's opinion, for me, simple and superior are relative to particular traits but aren't necessarily a good all inclusive approach to solving a problem (for computers in particular).
As a bonus: If that's not enough the more one digs into these two particular companies the more damning it becomes. Regarding crapware, Windows, (the operating system), is loaded with it, and so is mac. (Mac comes with so many standard useless tools begging you to pay money to make any kind of use out of them, for example their web publishing software). Just read an article today about a backdoor found in Windows (by microsoft) giving microsoft full access and control over your computer and data, without your consent or knowledge. How nice! The purpose, in general, is to control what software you do, and do not use. (Apparently now the german government is advising that their entities no longer use Windows 8 over this "feature"). Yikes!
On another note and some more helpful laptop information. Have you replaced your battery? Batteries are the first to go, and they will always go (no way around that). The MOST important thing (if you don't already know) to know about batteries though, is about how to "properly" use a laptop. Charge it, then unplug it. The battery life is substantially lowered if you keep it plugged in all the time (people who use theirs like a desktop have this issue, it eventually becomes.... a desktop). I've read numerous articles, and have witnessed this one first hand. Also another big one is the brightness of the screen, the lower you keep it the longer the battery charge will last. I have a laptop that my parents kept plugged in all the time. Zero battery life. Literally you unplug it, it turns off. Great! My wife's laptop (which she kept plugged in all the time) same thing!
It sounds like you need at call computer guy.