Sign me up this sounds like a secret guide to composting, from rot we reap!
After my dinner though in case this is a doc about how everything in my food's going to kill me if I don't burn it.
Notice how those processed chocolate chip cookies were completely untouched by the end of the experiment. That really says something that nothing in there wanted to eat them.
I got this tall by not having enough crisco in my diet as a kid. This ad looks like it had plenty of shortening: