Sign me up this sounds like a secret guide to composting, from rot we reap!
After my dinner though in case this is a doc about how everything in my food's going to kill me if I don't burn it.
Notice how those processed chocolate chip cookies were completely untouched by the end of the experiment. That really says something that nothing in there wanted to eat them.
And now for something completely different ... OUCH! STOP THAT! HOLD THIS TINY AD!