(The rule here should be fairly clear. Keep the joke to just one line, be nice, and you'll do fine!)
A jelly fish is just a soggy ghost.
"The only thing...more expensive than education is ignorance."~Ben Franklin
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." ~ Plato
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
"The only thing...more expensive than education is ignorance."~Ben Franklin
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." ~ Plato
"Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read."
"Them that don't know him don't like him and them that do sometimes don't know how to take him, he ain't wrong he's just different and his pride won't let him do the things to make you think he's right" - Ed Bruce (via Waylon and WIllie)
One blast from the ray gun turned half a town into a guy named ray. Just like this tiny ad:
Harvesting Rainwater for your Homestead in 9 Days or Less by Renee Dang