posted 3 years ago
Hi James
I hope this doesn’t offend, but this is just much too funny. I ran into someone from Enfield today. So, I asked her about the Enfield Horror. I thought she was going to die laughing. It seems she was in the 7 th grade when the story broke. It seems the news media, which swamped this tiny community, made a critical error in their reporting.
You see, her story is that a woman who worked the night shift came home early. Well, her husband’s temporary companion made a fast exit out the bedroom window, running through the bushes and backyards carrying her clothes.....and running past some individual or individuals who were regularly less than sober. Well the term used was not the Enfield Horror. The second word began with a W.
I need to add, the media stated there were 2 people who saw it. Maybe. What important is that one was a young boy who later admitted he didn’t see it. He wanted to be in on the story he had overheard the adults talking about. Of course, he thought he had heard the word Horror.
Of course, once the news media showed, the locals played them like a fish.
Anyway, this is the version I heard from the lady from Enfield I spoke to today.
And, to tie in a post I took down earlier to this one, if the Enfield Horror was under my truck growling, my wife doesn’t need to know about it.
Some people age like fine wine. I aged like milk … sour and chunky.