I work for Geographics Printing Company in Eureka Springs, Arkansas. We print all kinds of things, but to keep this brief, we have a whole line of Geology shirts, bumper stickers, and buttons. You can see that stuff HERE. There are many categories such as Geology, Dinosaurs, Chemistry, Biology, Computer GEEK, and some a bit more raunchy. To save you a bit of clicking here are a few examples of our Geology quotes....
San Andreas Protect Us From Our Faults
If You Don't Love Geology - Upper Jurassic
Subduction Leads to Orogeny
Geologists Have Their Schist Together
Geologists Know How to Make the Bedrock
Old Geologists Never Die They Just Get Stoned
Being in the Ozarks region, I especially like this one...
So now you see what we are up to, we want to take it to the next level and do some Permie Quotes for shirts, buttons, and bumper stickers. Because we all know that permies have great imaginations, let's see what quotes you come up with and we'll make it available on shirts. If you have graphics in mind to use with your quote, please mention those too! We'll come up with something awesome for you.
Here's a couple of mine that I'm working on:
Climate Change Response Team (done with a police response team style/font)
Official Function Stacker (graphics to show examples of stacking functions)
With Permies, It's all about the edge (text only)
I'm a ROCKETstove MAN/WOMAN (Still working on graphics. So many options)
Either get in touch with us through our website, or PM me for orders. FYI minimum order for shirts is ONE. Price breaks at a dozen, 3 dozen, 6 dozen, 12 dozen, 24 dozen.
There is something that I do not know, the knowing of which can change EVERYTHING!!!
William Bronson wrote: It's a bit obvious but I would love a "talk Permie to me" t shirt.
My wife would hate it, but I am working on her...
I know we are talking t-shirts, but there is no reason to stop there. I can always put it on a thong if that would be more her speed.
She does like me in a thong...
Actually she is disturbed by the sounds I make while looking at Permie stuff, like tree catalogs,plant databases, garden picture exchanges or tool websites. She calls it my porn...
Strangely, the times I have been clearly smitten by the Permie charms of a woman we meet at the feed store or farmers market, she is simply amused.
I think she is pretty sure of herself pitted against the charms of any mortal woman( as well she should be), but the idea of competing for attention with nature, plants and tools unnerves her.
I try to explain that it is a different kind of hunger I am fulfilling, but it probably doesn't help when I whisper sweet nothings to my tools, bread dough and garden...
Still, the other day she announced that the saplings growing among her black raspberries had to go, as they where too much competition. Mind you, her dad gave the first two of these now innumerable bushes to me , not her , almost 10 years ago now, and she doesn't even like black raspberries, but she does like to share them with our friends, family and church.
So I dutifully chopped and tossed most of the Rose of Sharon, box elder and Mimosas that had grown up among the raspberries.
All the while, I silently begged her "please don't throw me into that brier patch"...