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I'm just gonna leave this here to see what you guys come up with.

Let the puns roll...
 
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A mushroom walks into a bar.

Bartender takes one look at him, shakes his head and says, "Nope, we don't serve your type here."

The mushroom looks hurt and says, "Aww, why not? I'm a fun guy!"
 
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- Some variation on ''I must be a Mushroom' - - - 'They keep me in the dark and feed me Bullshit !'' For the crafts! Big AL
 
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That's funny, I just bought one of Stamet's books, big fat winter read.



 
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