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I'm just gonna leave this here to see what you guys come up with.

Let the puns roll...
 
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A mushroom walks into a bar.

Bartender takes one look at him, shakes his head and says, "Nope, we don't serve your type here."

The mushroom looks hurt and says, "Aww, why not? I'm a fun guy!"
 
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- Some variation on ''I must be a Mushroom' - - - 'They keep me in the dark and feed me Bullshit !'' For the crafts! Big AL
 
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That's funny, I just bought one of Stamet's books, big fat winter read.



 
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I don't understand  the inhibition over drinking urine,
After all isn't that what alcohol is?
 
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Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? He prefers toadstools.

Why did the mushroom get stuck in traffic on the way to work? It was mush-hour.

 
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What made the mushroom forager such a good person?

He had good morels.
 
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Two leprechauns are in the forest eating mushrooms and one asks the other...

Having fun, Gus?
 
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Why did the mushroom get angry during musical chairs. Because eumycete.
 
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My wife asked me to stop making mushroom puns. I told her I was just trying to boost morel.
 
Why does your bag say "bombs"? The reason I ask is that my bag says "tiny ads" and it has stuff like this:
Extend your growing season with the Hotbed Plans eBook + Self Heating Winter Greenhouse Plans eBook
https://permies.com/wiki/192368/ebooks/Hotbed-Plans-eBook-Heating-Winter
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