Bartender takes one look at him, shakes his head and says, "Nope, we don't serve your type here."
The mushroom looks hurt and says, "Aww, why not? I'm a fun guy!"
"Instead of Pay It Forward I prefer Plant It Forward" ~Howard Story / "God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floods. But he cannot save them from fools." ~John Muir