Hello! We are Fumbles, Mumbles, and Tumbles! I know you said you were looking for a human but would you consider a trio of goblins to set forth on an adventure with?
I'm sure we could bond over all things shiny, filthy and really anything that catches our collective eyes.
If interested, leave a message at the nearest cave entrance but beware of the bridge troll who wanders by from time to time. He tends to be hungry!