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finding pearl in a tin of smoked oysters

 
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Not for the first time, I am eating smoked oysters right out of the tin and crunch!  

Oh man, just about broke my tooth.

Not a shell, a pearl.  

Don't tell me I'm the only one this happens to.  
 
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I've been eating smoked oysters out of the tin for decades. It's never happened to me.

Maybe you cut off an oyster in traffic and it rallied its social media posse to get even with you?

 
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Maybe you cut off an oyster in traffic and it rallied its social media posse to get even with you?



Yea, that's how it works. Hilarious!!!
 
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Pearls are valuable! Don't complain, everyone will want them and the price will go up!
:D
 
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"Never trade a pearl for a tooth." - Seneca

Or maybe that was Ace Ventura.
 
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